Greatest.Idea.Ever.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

I just came up with the greatest idea EVER, in honor of venting vagina's CD1, or anyone's CD1, for that matter! Here it is: Starbucks should give out one free grande specialty drink to any girl on CD1!!!

Now, listen up you executives. This idea will expand your clientele to women who wish they could attend the mom's coffee club in those extremely comfortable chairs over there in the corner that is cozy, but still has ample room for baby-transportation equipment. And heck, once they get pregnant, they can bring all their other pregnant friends to the shop for (decaf) coffee clubs! And, since we all know that it is a requirement of moms with newborns to visit the coffee shop with their fancy strollers which convey the cutest little sleeping-like-an-angel babies ever, just imagine how many customers you will get once the girls who you give free coffee to today become moms and meet the other thousand new moms who want to meet up at Starbucks!!

Now, it is up to someone else to figure out how a girl would modestly prove it's CD1....

hehe.

6 comments:

Thankful said...

I love this idea! I have often dreamt of a thermometer that only lights up and doesn't beep (and wake up DH). I currently have a Vi.cks that lights up and beeps - so I just need to figure out where that little annoying sound comes from...

Thankful said...

Oh, and good luck tomorrow! I am praying for you.

JC said...

Great idea!!!

ventingvagina said...

what a great idea. STARBUCKS - are you reading this?! this is a fabulous idea!

sending you all of the luck in the world for tomorrow! let us know how it goes.

Praying for Hope said...

Ooooh, I like that idea. As for proof, they're much better off taking the CD1 girl's word for it that it is, indeed, CD1; otherwise, she may go postal. Better safe than sorry.

callmemama said...

Love it!
I don't know how you'd prove it, but maybe a digital HPT that says "not pregnant" would suffice?