Bourbon, yes; Bug Spray, no

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

HA. Today bourbon girl was back (shoot! pun intended..get it?). When our teacher asked us how we were feeling, bourbon girl launches into her latest lame complaint that mosquitos are attacking her. Oh really? In the summer, outside? No kidding!!! But she says that she doesn't want to use bug spray because she's not sure if it will sink in.

HAAA!!! So, let me get this straight. She is fine with drinking hard alcohol to get her baby to stop moving, but she is a little wary of using a squirt of bug spray. Maybe if she did a little research, she would know that you can buy natural bug repellents that do work!!! Maybe she is too busy doing shots...

She also regaled us with a tale of how she was at a party recently and she had a hot flash and people were telling her how glowing she looked, and she had to correct them that she was just super pregnant and sweaty and feeling gross!

I do not make this stuff up...this girl is for real- straight out of your worst IF/PAIF nightmare!

But yoga this morning was a good class, so I am trying to focus on that. I finally figured out a way so that my shoulders don't tense up during our 2-minute holds of squats- don't brace my arms on my knees! I just let my arms hang down for the 2 minutes, and it is much easier to relax my entire body (except for my legs of course) for the 2-minute time frame. YAY! It was annoying having my shoulders be so tense during squats because instead of focusing on having strong legs, I would be having all my energy locked up in my shoulders! So glad I fixed it :)

I have my glucose test on Friday, and I'm hoping that I pass. My mom had GD with my brother, but she said that her glucose test was the day after Easter (yikes!), so she suspects that it was a false positive....

Hope you're all having a good week so far and steering clear of mosquitoes! ;-)

8 comments:

Coco said...

Bwahahaha! How did you make it through THAT conversation? I would have fallen down laughing... or maybe stayed in my squat but lost control of my bladder from laughing. What an idiot.

Rebecca said...

Ugh, sorry to hear Bourbon girl is back. What an idiot. I hope your glucose tests goes well!

Trisha said...

Maybe the mosquitoes are attracted to the bourbon, ha ha! Some people really have nerve! Glad your class is going well though!

Bridget said...

This girl needs to be slapped!! Good luck on your glucose test!!

the misfit said...

WOW. I mean, even I (who subsist on KitKats and frozen lunches) use organic bug repellant (lavender essential oil, but really, I just prefer the smell to Off), but even so - I doubt very much that bug spray would do any harm to the baby unless maybe she was using DDT. I wouldn't look askance at a pregnant lady for putting on some Off. Bourbon, on the other hand...

Melissa said...

thig girl makes NO sense whatsoever...but I'm sorry to hear Bourbon girl is back. What a buzzkill!

Praying that your Glucose Test goes well...i know it will :)

Anonymous said...

Wow- the girl is something else! Good luck with the glusode test.

Anonymous said...

I am not a violent person, but I think at this point I would have to hold myself back from going postal on her, lol!